Justin Timberlake’s Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Rubicon

Justin Timberlake might get married to Jessica Biel this weekend, according to gossip blogs. And good for them, Because if two incredibly attractive obscenely rich, talented, in shape folks like that can somehow convince themselves that it’s in their best interest to spend their lives together, without any romantic entanglements with other people, then maybe love is a real thing.

What’s odd about their supposed marriage, if the gossip sites are to be believed, is that their guests were supposedly not told where the venue was, had to sign a confidentiality agreement, and were not allowed to bring their cell phones to the wedding, according to What Would Tyler Durden Do. So if you were invited, you might get to see a wedding, or you might get whacked, or made, you don’t know until it’s too late (link NSFW for language and violence). It could also be on a giant airplane that has been renovated into a chapel and ballroom and Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel will get married at 35,000 feet because they’re that much above the rest of us plebes, so obviously you can’t bring a phone.

Justin Timberlake drives a Jeep Wrangler Rubicon, because if you have the near infinite money that he has $33,000 for a Wrangler is an easy purchase. Compared to most Hollywood rides, the Wrangler is an incredibly conservative vehicle, even with all of the offroad gear the Rubicon package adds. Justin Timberlake’s Wrangler Rubicon also has a tow strap on the front, so he might really use it for offroading, which would make him much cooler than all of the Range Rover owners in Hollywood who never use a tenth of their truck’s capabilities.


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