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Jessica Simpson’s Ranger Rover Might Be Too Small For Her New Baby, the Dukes of Hazzard Charger Definitely is

Jessic Simpson is having another baby, which might mean a new car is in order for the singer.  Jessica Simpson currently drives a Range Rover Sport, which might be a bit small for the car seats and strollers and other things that come with two small children.  If Jessica is looking for a luxury SUV that has three row seating (which would probably be wise, since the accoutrements that children need take up a lot of space) I’d recommend the Lexus LX, it comes with the same prestige and lack of flamboyant bling as the Range Rover.

Jessica Simpson is currently the spokeswoman for Weight Watchers, so she’ll have to put off that job for a while.  Since Weight Watchers can’t really insist that a pregnant woman lose weight (that’s a PR nightmare if there ever was one) they will probably put the contract on hold until after Jessica’s second child is born, according to E!.

While Jessica Simpson, childhood crush of my generation, is currently an overweight mom with another bun in the oven, let’s reflect on the days when she was a sex symbol.  More specifically, let’s remember when she could sell movie tickets and get precious TRL votes just by showing up and wearing something skimpy.  Here’s Jessica Simpson washing the Dukes of Hazzard:

 

 

Jessica Simpson car wash pictures via pixelbomb.com and fastfever.com.